Post by tellurius on Feb 12, 2021 19:16:14 GMT -8
Come one, come all, and welcome to my wondrous shoppe full of crap cool things!
The Bargain Bin
No price tags. I don't really care. Just make an offer and don't lowball like a sociopath.
- Cosmetics
- Slime hat x3
- Slime Earrings
- Struck by Lightning (toggle effect while standing still)
- Piggy Slippers x3
- White Longsleeve with Star
- Teddy Bear Hat x2
- Slime T-Shirt
- Zombie Mushroom Hat
- Scrolls
- Spear for ATT 10%
- Topwear for DEF 10%
- Helmet for DEF 10%
- Cape for HP 10%
- Bottomwear for DEF 10%
- Overall for DEF 60% x5
- Shield for DEF 10%
- One-Handed Axe for ATT 30%
- Two-Handed Axe for ATT 15%
- Two-Handed BW for ATT 15%
- Two-Handed BW for ATT 60%
- Helmet for DEF 100%
- Helmet for DEF 60% x2
- Cape for Weapon Def 60% x3
- Shield for DEF 100% x11
- One-Handed Axe for ATT 60%
- Equipment
- Red Sporty Cap x3
- Work Gloves x2
- Brown Work Gloves (6 slots)
- Pink Bandana x4
- Magical Mitten x4
- Golden Pride
- Blue Bamboo Hat x6
- Spider Venom Earrings x2
- White Napoleon x2
- Green Napoleon
- Black Napoleon
- Brown Bamboo Hat
- Miscellaneous
- Clover x64
- Red Meat x24
- Purple Heart Pudding x4
- Dog Bone x1
- Micro-chips x3
- Fairy Wing x2
Special Offers!
How long will these be available for? Who knows!
Octopus Legs
Do mollusks intimidate you? Or can you just not be assed to make these stupid mobs spawn? Either way, for the low low price of 100 mesos each, you'll be blazing through quests faster than you can say, "Release the Kraken!"
Do mollusks intimidate you? Or can you just not be assed to make these stupid mobs spawn? Either way, for the low low price of 100 mesos each, you'll be blazing through quests faster than you can say, "Release the Kraken!"
Jr. Necki Skins
Can't hit the little buggers if your life depended on it? No dex, no problem! For the reasonable price of 200 mesos each, you'll be helping a mama boy make a really gross salad and getting random gems you don't need!
Can't hit the little buggers if your life depended on it? No dex, no problem! For the reasonable price of 200 mesos each, you'll be helping a mama boy make a really gross salad and getting random gems you don't need!
Key of the Magic Box
Just got a scroll of secrets from an event and can't wait to see what hot garbage you get as a reward, huh? For just 5,000 mesos, you can end that suspense and be disappointed immediately.
Just got a scroll of secrets from an event and can't wait to see what hot garbage you get as a reward, huh? For just 5,000 mesos, you can end that suspense and be disappointed immediately.
Sturdy Wooden Chairs
So you were too busy trying to get off Maple Island and struggling to kill snails without even realizing this bad boy existed? Well, better late than never. For a measly 5,000 mesos, you can get the chair that Pio was too lazy to build for you and AFK in the free market 80% more efficiently.
So you were too busy trying to get off Maple Island and struggling to kill snails without even realizing this bad boy existed? Well, better late than never. For a measly 5,000 mesos, you can get the chair that Pio was too lazy to build for you and AFK in the free market 80% more efficiently.
Korean Fans
Starting at only 150k, my fine selection of dexless daggers have 49 attack, 50 attack, and 56 attack (+7!). You can order your 100% pre-scrolled kfan for only 400k! That's less than the cost of the scrolls themselves! What a steal!
Starting at only 150k, my fine selection of dexless daggers have 49 attack, 50 attack, and 56 attack (+7!). You can order your 100% pre-scrolled kfan for only 400k! That's less than the cost of the scrolls themselves! What a steal!
Poison Mushroom (43 matk)
Everyone and their pet wants one, and every lukless mage you know found one after like six kills. Except you. Your exp/hr is being held hostage! Pay me a ransom of 1,000,000 mesos, or you will be doomed to kill five billion zombie mushrooms.
Everyone and their pet wants one, and every lukless mage you know found one after like six kills. Except you. Your exp/hr is being held hostage! Pay me a ransom of 1,000,000 mesos, or you will be doomed to kill five billion zombie mushrooms.
One-Handed Sword for ATT 60% x2
Okay, nothing funny to say here. 300k each, please!
Okay, nothing funny to say here. 300k each, please!
Contact
My characters are Tellurius (f/p mage), Maeriwyn (fighter), and Rouge (assassin). I'm usually on Maeriwyn.
Or discord: Tellurius aka Wind#4276